The "Dark Knight" Meets The "Avengers"

Even better than "The Dark Knight Meets The Justice League". In this video, you see how lame "Batman" really is when compared to The "Avengers". He decides to stop being so lame and asks to become a member of "The Avengers", they try to let him down easy......LOL. This video is f*ckin awesome!

The "Dark Knight" Meets The "Justice League"

In this part 2 of "The Dark Knight meets Super-Man", "Super-Man" actually leaves for vacation and introduces "Batman" to the "Justice League" to fill in for him while he's gone. He quickly proves to be useless and nothing but a completely mortal man who dresses up like a bat (This is a billion dollar movie franchise we're talking about here!) Standing next to "Wonder Woman, "Flash" and "Green Latern", (who is equally useless without his ring... and his lantern) "Batman" is the least powerful one. He's just a rich guy that can create all these gadgets and weapons. Yet, he is the most popular one and viewed as one of the more powerful members of the "Justice League".... which, as you can see in this video, he clearly is not.

The "Dark Knight" Meets "Super-Man"

This is a college humor video that puts a funny spin on "The Dark Knight" meeting "Super-Man" for the first time. In the cartoons and comic books, DC always makes it seem like "Batman & Super-Man" are equals somehow....but they're not! "Super-Man" is an alien super hero who can shoot lasers from his eyes, fly faster than a speeding bullet, and he's indestructible. While "Batman" is just "Bruce Wayne" dressed up as a bat with a utility belt. He is strong, but "Super-Man" has super human strength, "Batman" can't catch a falling airplane or fly into space. So, he is totally emasculated by "Super-Man" in this clip. "Gordon" even changes the "Bat-signal" spotlight to a "Super-Man" light in the sky. LOL.

NEW Circa Survive Album "Descensus" - Review

 

 

Finally, Circa Survive just released their new album, "Descensus" two days ago! This is Circa Survive's 5th full-length album with another abstract album cover art, but the music is not as good as their earlier stuff and I said the same thing when they released their last record in late 2012, called "Violent Waves".

Earlier albums like "Juturna", "On Letting Go", and "Blue Sky Noise" have most of the band's best work on them. It was that very specific sound that couldn't be compared to any other band. Anthony Green screamed in high pitch singing, which made it sound so powerful and raw, especially when accompanied by those soaring melodies and crazy guitar effects.

However, the past 2 records are missing those signature Anthony Green vocal explosions, and they're filled with a lot more slow songs instead. Just as I said over a year ago in my review of "Violent Waves"; I think Anthony Green has trouble performing their older stuff and hitting those high pitch notes LIVE in concert.

So, now they've made 2 albums that are much easier for Anthony to perform live without straining his vocal cords. Still, I wish they weren't changing their sound at all,  although, this new album is not completely terrible... It features a few classic-Circa songs like "Schema", "Child of the Desert", the self-titled track "Descensus". and the song "Always Begin", which I GUARANTEE will be the single on this record.

Other than those 4 tracks, their new album; "Descensus" is slow and boring. Not at all what I've come to expect from Circa Survive. This is by far their worst album - I give it a  4 /10

"Brickleberry" - Season 3 Review

"Brickleberry" just wrapped up its 3rd season after nearly being cancelled after the second season. The show is created & developed by Daniel Tosh from "Tosh.o" He does both shows and also voices one of the "Brickleberry" main characters; "Malloy". He is the offensive, mean-spirited, witty, talking bear cub that never misses a chance to interject with a  sarcastic, mean, or racist joke.

This third season is just like the first two seasons; it's the same outrageous, tongue-in-cheek, animated, comedy series. The show has progressed a little since season one when there was a bigger focus on the characters being park rangers and the park itself. Season three is more about the individual characters and the escapades they each get into - inside and outside of the Ranger Station. The show is known to push all boundaries and it is gross and offensive to pretty much any group or congregation of people... just for shock value. I love it !

In the first photo above, the cast of "Brickleberry" is dressed as the "Avengers": "Woody" is "THOR", "Steve" is "Captain America" (with a "Brickleberry" logo on the shield), "Denzel" is "Nick Fury" (because he is the only black character), "Connie" is "The Hulk" (of course!), "Ethel" is "Black Widow" which also makes sense. "Bobby Possumcods" is "Hawkeye" (with a plunger instead of an arrow) and "Malloy" is "Iron Man"

I love this show - and that's probably because I fit right into the targeted demographic. I was surprised a third season was even made after watching the season 2 finale, but I hope this show continues for a 4th season.

"Avengers vs Ultron" Original Cartoon

With the release of "Avengers: Age of Ultron" scheduled for 2015, I thought it would be cool to share this clip from a cartoon episode of "The Avengers". This is the episode where the "Avengers" fight "Ultron". However, something tells me it won't be this quick & easy in the upcoming movie version.

It does mention in this 4 min.clip, that "Ultron" is made of "adamantium" (strongest metal on earth) and is therefore, indestructible just like "Wolverine". Yet, "Thor" is still able to decapitate "Ultron" with his hammer in this video because "Vision" (who was created by "Ultron") turns good and detaches "Ultron's" head from his body making it possible for him to be defeated. "Vision" is also confirmed to be in the NEW "Avengers" movie and takes over "Jarvis" (Tony Stark's digital assistant program) just like in the comic books! Although, I don't think he will be helping the "Avengers" in this movie version... (even though he actually becomes a member of the "Avengers" later after turning good)

How "Thor: The Dark World" Should Have Ended

This episode of "How It Should Have Ended" (HISHE) is all about "THOR 2: The Dark World". I could barely sit through the actual movie and I thought it was as transparent as Natalie Portman does in this clip. Instead of meeting at the "Super-Café" after the clip, (like usual) "Loki" sits down at the "Villains Pub" with "Joker" and "General Zod". Instead of "Batman & Super-Man" making fun of the movie and the super hero, we see the exact opposite characters, "Joker & General Zod" poking fun at the villain; "Loki".

Until "Maliketh", the main villain in "Thor: The Dark World" shows up and becomes the focus of ridicule. It's pretty funny and we still see "Thor" at the end of the video. Check it Out!

How "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" Should Have Ended

Another installment of "How It Should Have Ended" (HISHE) about the new "Captain America" movie and how it should have ended. Just like all the other "HISHE" videos; "Captain America" sits down at the "Super-Hero Café" with "Black Widow and "Batman & Super-Man" while they poke fun at him and the movie itself. Just like "Tony Stark" in "Iron Man 3"; "Captain America" didn't enlist the aid of the "Avengers" in this post-Avenger movie for some unknown reason..... "Captain Rogers" has to complete this mission alone? He can't call on his badass team of super heroes to help? The video pokes fun at that too.

In this short clip, "Nick Fury" (who really does sound just like Sam Jackson) insists "Captain America" take on "The Winter Soldier" alone, without the help of 'The Avengers" (even though "Hulk" is down to help). I wondered the exact same thing when I watched this movie...  It's ok though, because "Cap" made a new friend in "Falcon" and he has "Black Widow's" assistance, who somehow has some face-changing technology, but waits until the end to use it.

"Thor", "Captain America", and the "Hulk" should have all had their own individual movie trilogies before any "Avengers" movie was ever released. Releasing the "Captain America" and "Thor" trilogies at the same time as the "Avengers" trilogy just makes everything confusing. Not to mention there was NEVER a "Hulk" movie starring Mark Rufalo. Fans just had to accept that Edward Norton wasn't "Hulk" anymore and accept Mark Rufalo as the new "Incredible Hulk"....  It's a super funny clip and one of my favorite "HISHE" episodes so far.

The Black Keys - "Turn Blue" (Album Review)

The Black Keys released their 7th full-length album, (not including any vinyl or mix tapes) "Turn Blue" earlier this year. It's hard to keep up with these guys - every time I get into one of their records; they release a new one! It doesn't seem like that long ago they released, "El Camino" which was certainly not their best work. The whole album has a slow-tempo and depressing blues sound, no cool melodies or catchy choruses like in their previous albums. "Turn Blue" is a BIG improvement compared to "El Camino", but it's not my favorite piece of their work either. The album features some cool songs like the single, "In Time", the self-titled track, "Turn Blue", "Fever", and "Gotta Get Away".

I enjoy listening to this album, with the exception of one or two tracks. All of Black Keys albums have been produced by Danger Mouse, who is essentially the invisible third member of the band, he adds in all the other instruments and back-up vocals / choir. However, I think Danger Mouse put WAY too much synth on this album. It seems like every song has a strong synth sound in the background and it doesn't mesh with the music. The Black Keys are known for that bluesy-rock sound and with a record title like "Turn Blue"; you would think they would bring out more of that blues sound. Instead, the band decided to try something new and different.

Their sound has changed significantly since their earlier stuff; compare "Attack & Release" to this new album. Their sound isn't scratchy or vintage-sounding anymore like The Strokes earlier work. This record sounds much more polished, but they haven't changed completely, there is still that Black Keys trademark sound. I guess after 12 years, your music style changes and evolves naturally. However, they are definitely not meant to be a synth-pop band!

This is a 2-person band, but listening to this record, you hear several instruments played at once. You would think it's a 7 piece band with a choir. Danger Mouse, the producer and unofficial third member of the band, makes sure they have that same sound when performing LIVE. This 2-man Blues/Rock band from Akron, Ohio have come a long way since touring in a mini van and playing small gigs. Now, they are arguably the BEST 2-man band making rock music (F*CK The White Stripes).

Overall, I give this album a 6 /10, because I prefer their old rough, mid-west rock sound.

First Trailer for "The Interview"

In "The Interview", James Franco and Seth Rogen team up again for what is bound to be another hilarious collaboration! These two are so funny on-screen together and they have brought us some of the most hilarious movies; like "Pineapple Express", "This is the End", and "Neighbors". So, I can't wait to see this new movie set to release on Christmas Day. The movie is about trying to assassinate North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. Which is both, controversial and near impossible. Either way, its going to make for another fantastic movie and an instant comedy classic. I will see any film that these two guys are in, I don't even need to know the plot. Rogen + Franco =  a Guaranteed funny movie. "Freaks for Life" !

"Peter Parker" loses his sh*t !

Another episode of the online series; "How It Should Have Ended" (HISHE) about "The Amazing Spider-Man 2". The video pokes fun at the movie and it's flaws while also showing a funny alternative to the film and the ending specifically. "Peter" introduces "Electro" to the dubstep music scene and "Harry Osborne" isn't evil & angry. Gwen still dies in the end though, and that's what pushes "Spider-Man" over the edge. (Which should've been his breaking point in the movie too)

So, "Peter Parker" goes into the "Super-Hero Cafe" and holds "Batman" at gun point, demanding that "Super-Man" do his trick where he flies around the earth so fast, that he actually reverses time...So he can go back and save "Gwen".  (I would probably do the same thing for Emma Stone) This entire video is ridiculously funny!! It's SO funny to see "Peter" as a bad guy and lose his shit like this! What an awesome video and a MUCH better ending indeed.

NEW "Avengers: Age of Ultron" Trailer

This is the first official (FULL) trailer for "The Avengers: Age of Ultron" set to premiere in May 2015. The trailer doesn't reveal much, but it does show that "Tony Stark" is the main focus of this "Avengers" movie... AGAIN. Also, the beginning of the preview was funny, and I think those are the kind of casual interactions between members of the "Avengers" that fans want to see more of in these films. After that part, the preview looks incredibly bleak and dark. They're up against "Ultron" who looks like a metal skeleton and voiced by James Spader. (awesome!) "Quicksilver", who is now older and played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and appears to be on the villain's side in this movie along with his cousin "Scarlet Witch". Even though he was a good guy in "X-Men: Days of Future Past".... They also fight what appears to be a giant, evil "Iron Man" suit, and it is somehow "Stark's" fault.

It seems like it would be ridiculously easy for the entire "Avengers" team to take out 4 villains, considering in the first "Avengers" movie, they fight an entire alien army....and they win. "Black Widow" will probably end up fighting "Scarlet Witch" because... well, that just makes sense. In the trailer, we see "Hulk" taking on the giant, evil "Iron Man" robot single-handedly.
However, I don't think "Quicksilver" will be defeated as easily. He moves so fast, that time just stands still for everyone else while he casually moves faster than the speed of light. So, he can basically freeze time and take out a room of people in a split second.

The same can be said about "Ultron", he is a robot made up of "adamantium", The same rare, indestructible metal that "Wolverine's" claws and bones are made from. So I don't know how they intend on beating an indestructible robot. I guess we'll have to wait and see, but it's definitely going to take the whole team to defeat this guy.

The movie looks great (of course) and it's directed by the same Director as the first movie (Josh Wedon). "Avengers", released in 2012, was a massive success and shattered box office records, so this sequel is bound to be another box office smash. The original "Avengers" is in my TOP 5 favorite movies; Iv'e watched it 20 times and still enjoy it, so i can't wait to see this ! (and then watch it 20 more times)

"Megatron" Misses Shia LaBeouf...

The second clip in this "Transformers" series is all about "Megatron" showing his sensitive side and opening up to "Optimus Prime" about missing Shia LaBeouf. It's especially funny because no one has ever uttered those words....NO ONE misses Shia LaBeouf Or the old "Transformers" movies.

"Transformers: Age of Extinction" blew the entire first 3 films out of the water! In my Review of this movie on 8/19/14, I spoke specifically about how Mark Wahlberg was a MUCH better leading man than Shia LaBeouf. The movie was more realistic and Mark Wahlberg was a bad ass, which made it more believable he could help the "Autobots". Instead of 125 pound Shia LaBeouf's character being terrified, constantly on the run and screaming through three straight movies with his teenage hormones going crazy.

 Of course "Megatron" misses him....he was a scared bitch and easy to find & capture.... But he still somehow, always saved the day and gets the girl out of his league.........? Mark Wahlberg was obviously a better casting choice and "Age of Extinction" was the best "Transformers" movie as of yet and MUCH more believable.  F*CK SHIA !

"Transformers" Play "Battleship" Together

"Optimus Prime & Megatron" from the "Transformers" series play the board game "Battleship", while also making fun of the movie (which was total garbage). I can't believe they actually turned this beloved board game into a movie and thought people would want to see it. The "Transformers" in this video can't believe it either. They poke fun at the very idea of turning this game into a movie It is cool to see "Megatron" sit down with "Optimus Prime" and play a game together instead if fighting. They're actually in agreeability over how shitty that movie is...... as am I.

Great game. Terrible movie. Funny video.

"Villain Pub" - Discussion about a Villain's "look"

This is the second "Villain Pub" cartoon sketch, and just as I hoped, this one features even more villains than the first one. Including, "Magneto" & "Mystique" from "X-Men", "Dr. Doom" from "Fantastic Four", and "Two Face", "Bane" and "Joker" all "Batman" villains. Also, the strange appearance of  "Smaug", the cartoon dragon from "The Desolation of Smaug" as well as the evil, cartoon dog with a voice box on his collar and robot voice from the kid's movie, "UP". Those last 2 cartoon villains shouldn't be a part of this web series; they don't fit in like the rest of the villains. Which also includes "Dr. Octavius", "The Winter Soldier", and "Cobra Commander"

In this video; "Loki" from "Avengers" sits down with "Voldemort" from "Harry Potter" and the "Joker" to discuss villain fashion and pick on "Voldemort's" 'look'. It also features "Cobra Commander" from "G.I. Joe" and "Bowser" returns as the bouncer and kicks "The Mandarin" out because... well, as we saw in "Iron Man 3"; he is not a real villain / terrorist. I don't know who the guy with the mustache is.... but this video is hilarious and WAY better than the first one.

"Villain Pub" - Across From "The Super-cafe"

"Villains Pub" is a great idea brought to us by the creators of all the "How It Should Have Ended" clips. The good guys have a place to hang out and chat with each other, so the villains should have a place of their own too. Although, this clip doesn't feature any 'DC or Marvel Comic" villains besides the "Joker". Other than that, We see "Kahn" from "Star Trek" and "Voldemort" from the "Harry Potter" Series and the bartender is "Emperor Palpatine" from "Star Wars"..... None of which are comic book villains. It also shows "Alien" fighting "Predator" in the beginning and it shows "Bowser"wearing a Security shirt that says "Bowncer" - I thought that was pretty funny, but I would still like to see more comic book villains (and there are plenty to choose from) in future episodes of this NEW series that is meant to go along with the "Super Cafe" clips.

It;s such a cool idea! Now, we get to see all of our favorite heroes AND all the villains we love to hate. Can't wait for more clips from "HISHE"!

"Zordon" is Prejudice

Anyone who grew up in the 90's watched "Power Rangers", and the people in my generation that deny watching this every day after school are lying. Well, at least ALL white kids did.... and looking back on this show, it was kind of racist. "Yellow Ranger" was an Asian girl, "Green/ White Ranger" was the leader white guy and "Pink Ranger" was the leading white girl who was the love interest of "White Ranger" (of course). The "Blue Ranger" was just a super nerdy white guy and the "Black Ranger" was the only black guy on the team.

So maybe "Zordon" was a little racist.... and maybe He used stereotypes about each race to determine which color to assign to each "Power Ranger"... but that's just how things were in the 90's - that was the basic format for any team. Handsome white guy leads the team and has a romantic relationship with the cute white girl and the Asian girl and black guy were just there for diversity. I don't remember "Blue Ranger" being jewish.... but I think he was gay.

This video is funny because of how true it is. Also, can a giant glowing face be racist?? LOL

How "X-Men: First Class" Should Have Ended

This is one of the videos from the animated web series "How It Should Have Ended" (HISHE). Which, comedically shows alternate, and sometimes better endings to popular movies. This specific one is my favorite though, because it points out all the stupid dialogue and choices during that particular scene at the end of  "X-Men: First Class". I especially love the way "Magneto" sounds in this clip when he's giving his speech. Watch the video and if you like it - check out more of the "HISHE"videos on YouTube.

"Batman & Superman" at the "Super Cafe" (Feat. Marvel Super Heroes)

Above is a series of clips showing "Batman & Superman" sitting down at a the "Super Café" together and having discussions as well as meeting and having coffee with  members of the "Marvel Universe". (and "Super Mario" tries to force his way in). The video is a lil long because it's a collection of  all the short "Super Cafe" clips back-to-back, featuring all the famous "Marvel" heroes. Including, the entire "Avengers" team sitting down together with "Batman & Superman", eating shwarma and talking about how successful their movie was. This is a MUST WATCH for ALL fans of "DC" and "Marvel" comic books / movies. Just watch the first couple clips and you'll be hooked - it's hilarious !

"The Ninja Turtles" Actually Use Their Weapons

I was just talking about this in my Review of the new "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie (posted 10/30) . In the original cartoon, the turtles NEVER actually harmed or killed anyone. They always threw their weapons at like chains causing a chandelier to crash down on the enemies or they would break a pipe or fire hydrant, spraying the enemies away with water and a cheesy pun....It's SO frustrating - They're supposed to be ninjas! Plus, two of them have bladed weapons..... there is no excuse. If you kill "Shredder", he won't come back in the next episode and try to kill you again....problem solved. This video shows how much better it would be if they actually used their weapons. It's awesome!

Metric - "Black Sheep" LIVE

This is Metric performing what is probably their only good track - "Black Sheep". If this song sounds familiar, that's because it was remastered and performed by a fake band called "The Clash at Demon Head" on the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs The World". The beautiful Brie Larson actually sings this song in the movie. She has a beautiful voice and now I'm even more in love with her! Above is a video of the REAL band performing the song, although I like the version in the movie more.

"Workaholics" Wizard song music video

This is the actual YouTube music video seen briefly and performed live on the TV show, "Workaholics". We never get to hear the whole song or see the entire performance in the episode. In a later episode, the guys are huddled around a computer at work watching this actual music video they made. They're actually pretty good rappers and even better Wizards.

3 Minutes With Tove Lo

3 minutes with this Swedish pop sensation is all you need ! She talks about her EP "Truth Serum" and  about her song-writing process. I LOVE Tove Lo and I don't understand why she's not already some super famous mainstream artist. This is a short glimpse of what emotions and experiences she draws from to create her amazing music.

"Key & Peele" - My Best Friend

This is one of my favorite sketches from "Key & Peele" (which is now in it's 4th season) I LOVE this show. Check them out if you haven't already. its Keegan Key and Jordan Peele putting a totally different spin on "black comedy" It's hilarious and most of what they talk & joke about is actually true. This show is for Everyone, that's why it's not on BET. You can watch them on Comedy Central or YouTube..

"Horrible Bosses 2" - Trailer

The preview for the sequel to "Horrible Bosses" looks hilarious. The first movie was funny and an instant classic, but this movie looks even better! Charlie Day, Jason Sudekis, and Jason Bateman return in "Horrible Bosses 2" along with the addition of Christopher Waltz, Chris Pine, Jonathan Banks, Keegan-Michael Key and the return of Jennifer Anniston, Kevin Spacey, and Jamie Foxx.

It looks like this time they plot a kidnapping instead of a murder and Jamie Foxx reprises his hilarious role of "gangster crime-advisor". With this many talented and famous people, it is bound to be a good movie. Releases Thanksgiving Day.