Thursday, April 30, 2015

"Brickleberry" Officially Cancelled




The last 3 episodes of "Brickleberry" just finished airing on Comedy Central. Now, this brilliant and original cartoon series is officially cancelled (forreal this time!). I don't know why the network would drop this show - it's an offensive, hilarious, adult  cartoon series, and it's the only one NOT on "Adult Swim". It's also much more explicit, vulgar, and funny than those other adult humor cartoon series, like; "Family Guy", "American Dad", "The Cleveland Show", "The Simpsons", and even "South Park". "Brickleberry" is better than all those other cartoons! Not to mention, the animation /drawing looks ten times better than all those other shows. It has a completely different group of writers and producers, including it's creator, the sarcastic comedian with his own TV show; Daniel Tosh. This show was one of Comedy Central's only animated series, I can't believe it didn't have a lot of viewers, which resulted in bad ratings and ultimately cancellation. I'm a HUGE fan of "Brickleberry", and I'm really going to miss this show with all its well-developed, unique characters and outrageous & totally original episodes. If only more people would've watched just one full episode, they would see how amazing this show actually is, and maybe it wouldn't have been cancelled...?

The final three episodes were just as funny as the rest! In the first episode, "Steve" becomes a police officer that finds himself  in way over his head. Next episode, the Park Rangers become camp counselors and "Woody" has sex with his own daughter! The series finale is all about global warming and alien cows taking over the world. So, at the very end, the alien cows just kill off all the "Brickleberry" Rangers... Its not exactly how I thought this series would end, but I guess killing all the main characters is one conclusive way of ending a series.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

How "District 9" Should Have Ended



This version of "HISHE" not only shows you an alternate ending to this  film, but it shows what a "District 9" sequel would be like. The alien said in the movie that he must save his species and fly back to their home planet to plan revenge against Earth.The main character, "Wikus Van Der Merwe" quickly changes his mind about being turned back into human at the end during the alien invasion.

"Batman & Superman" Discuss New Movie Trailer



"Batman" and "Superman" sit down at the "Super Cafe" as always to discuss the new trailer for "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" that is set to release summer of 2016.This is just adding to the all the hype surrounding the release of this film. "Superman" seems much more interested in the new "Star Wars" movie. No matter what happens, they agree to continue meeting up at the "Super Cafe" together.I'm telling you, "Superman" fighting "Batman" doesn't make any sense! They're both in "The Justice League" together and it's nowhere close to a fair fight. ("Superman" would destroy "Batman") It's obviously going to end up being a team-up movie.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Aaron Hernandez found GUILTY




Former New England Patriots tight end, Aaron Hernandez, went before a judge on Monday, April 20th in Boston, MA. to finally hear the verdict in this murder case. The jury of 5 men (probable football fans) and 7 women deliberated for over 35 hours before coming back with a GUILTY verdict on all three charges. As a huge Patriots fan, this is unfathomable to me. Former teammates and other NFL players are speaking out against the verdict on Twitter and other social media., including fellow Patriots teammate Brandon Spikes. Why would an NFL super-star who was about to re-sign with the Patriots for a 13 million dollar contract, throw it all away by killing someone?? 

Just like in OJ Simpson's case, there was a lot of evidence against him. His own security cameras in his home revealed incriminating evidence. He took a "selfie" in the mirror holding the murder weapon and didn't even bother to bury the body, which was discovered a mile from his house. Combine that with his two "friends" that rolled on him like a tire, even  his incredibly expensive defense team and his past of being an all-star NFL player didn't help him in the end.

As the verdict was read on April 20, Hernandez made no facial expressions, he just sat down in defeat while listening. He had such a promising future, now he is going to spend the rest of his life in federal prison with no chance of parole. It's a shame to see all that talent go to waste, he went from playing in the super bowl to a 6x10 prison cell. That's so sad,  I don't think he actually killed anyone himself - he may have arranged the murder, but I don't think he pulled the trigger.I thought he was going to be found "Not Guilty" like OJ, but I guess the justice system has finally stopped giving preferential treatment to celebrities.... Michael Vick is a worse person than Aaron Hernandez..

Friday, April 24, 2015

Childish Gambino - "The Worst Guys" (Feat. Chance)



At first. I thought this must be the censored version of "The Worst Guys", because the chorus just cuts out a word. It's obvious which word is being implied, I don't know why they don't just say "dick"?? They curse throughout the rest of this song, so I think that part of the chorus was left missing a word intentionally for some reason.... The song would sound better without that gap in the chorus.

SO the chorus goes,  "All she needed was some ....... All she needed was some ........" . It's still a cool song and a fun music video featuring Chance the Rapper. Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) is already a Grammy-nominated rap artist and an Emmy Award winning actor, he  has an original style of hip-hop & rap music all his own. He raps about his real life (and girls), then he puts his comedic flavor on it, which makes for lyrically creative and funny songs.Unlike the vast majority of rappers who just talk about their cars, houses, and chains and it's absolute garbage.

That's why i like Childish Gambino so much, but that's also why he takes so much hate and criticism from the urban / rap community. He doesn't let those ignorant comments bring him down and it doesn't change anything about the way he continues to write new & creative songs and collaborates with other artists.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

"Ant-Man" (New Trailer)



This is the latest trailer for MARVEL's "Ant-Man", starring Paul Rudd. I never read the comics, so I don't know much about the character "Ant-Man" besides the fact that he's actually an "Avenger" in the comic books. I like this trailer much more than the first one because this one shows more of the action sequences and CGI graphics in this film, while also giving a glimpse at the light, comedic parts of the movie. After all, it does star the hilarious Paul Rudd as "Ant-Man" (the lamest MARVEL hero). He is a master thief and a criminal that turns over a new leaf and uses his skills for good. He is recruited to pull off the most important and impossible heist to save the world (hence the suit that allows him to shrink down to the size of an ant). We also get our first look at the villain in this new trailer, "Yellow Jacket" played by Corey Stoll. His enemy is a wasp? Come on - this sounds so stupid, but maybe it won't be completely terrible ...? I guess we'll have to wait and see when the movie releases on July 17, 2015.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

How "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Should Have Ended



The turtles are back in cartoon form in the newest "HISHE" clip about "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie, but they don't sit down at the "Super Cafe" at the end of the video like usual. Instead, "Batman" confronts "Raphael" during the clip about using his "Batman voice", which was referenced in the film. They also run into "The Amazing Spider-Man", because New York is full of MARVEL heroes....as this clip points out. Not to mention, this new "Ninja Turtles" movie just completely copied the the first "Amazing Spider-Man" movie where Andrew Garfield plays "Spider-Man" and has to stop a dangerous air born toxin from being released at the top of "Oscorp" tower over NYC.... sound familiar?

It actually shows the how they used the exact same plot in more ways than one. I never noticed before, but "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is just a plagiarist copy of "The Amazing Spider-Man" movie released in 2012. While discussing this with each other, they become distracted and both towers release the air born toxins, and somehow, when mixed together, turns all the people of New York into "Ninja Turtles"..... (back when they looked normal). This clip takes another jab at the movie for making the "Ninja Turtles" look like dinosaurs and they get their asses kicked by "Shredder" way too easily... I thought they were mutant ninjas?. This NEW clip is hilarious! Cowabunga!

Monday, April 20, 2015

"Terminator: Genisys" (Trailer)



I can't believe Arnold Schwarzenegger did another "Terminator" movie at the age of  67, and after being the Governor of California for over seven years. Since he retired from being the "Governator" in 2011, he has been trying to get back into acting by playing roles in movies like "The Last Stand", "Escape Plan", and of course, "The Expendables" trilogy. He really is getting too old for this shit, the first "Terminator" film was released back in 1984 when Schwarzenegger was in his prime. Since then, they released three more movies in this popular franchise, and this new film be the 5th movie in this 30 year long saga! Schwarzenegger is not nearly as big, buff, and in shape as he was back then, I think it's time for him to retire from acting now too...

The story line continues along with the previous four films; "John Connor" fulfills his destiny in leading the humans in war against the machines. "Kyle Reese" is a new character introduced in this movie as the one chosen to go back in time to the original "Terminator", to stop the death of "Sarah Connor" from ever happening (Another time-travel movie.....yay).

With the exception of Arnold, it's a totally new cast- "John Connor" is an adult now and played by Jason Clarke (he's the one with all the scars on his face in the trailer), The young "Sarah Connor" is played by Emilia Clarke (no relation), and Schwarzenegger reprises his role as the "Terminator" once again. The villain appears to be the same liquid metal cyborg from "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" released back in 1991. (which makes sense if this is a time travel movie) Just like I said about the 5th "Mission: Impossible" movie that's also releasing this year, the "Terminator" saga is one of the few films to create FOUR sequels without fans losing interest, and all the movies make sense when watched in order. This will probably be Arnold's last time playing this famous character, so I'm really excited to see him one last time in "Terminator: Genisys" when it released on July 1st, 2015.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Zedd - "True Colors" (NEW Album)



Zedd is releasing his second album, "True Colors" on May 19, 2015 after his first album was such an enormous success. "Clarity" put Zedd on the map for sure, and he quickly became one of the best DJ's internationally and personally, one of my favorite artists. So there is a lot of pressure on him to release a sophomore album that can live up to his debut record. Real name, Anton Zaslavski, is a dub-step / house music DJ from Russia who is still kind of the new kid on the block. He's only 25 years old and has already won a Grammy Award for his hit single, "Clarity" (Feat. Foxes) and an MTV Europe Music Award for "Stay The Night".

Hopefully, with the release of this new album, Zedd will gain more popularity in the U.S. and schedule more tours through America. His first record released in 2012, "Clarity" was phenomenal and I can't wait to hear what the new stuff sounds like. No songs have leaked off the album yet, besides the single, "Addicted to a Memory" (feat. Bahari) which doesn't sound very promising.... but I'm still eager to hear the rest of the album.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

"Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" (Trailer)



This is the 5th "Mission: Impossible" movie starring Tom Cruise as super, secret agent, "Ethan Hunt". The first "Mission: Impossible" film was released back in 1996 and it's still going strong (plus Tom Cruise hasn't aged at all in 20 years...somehow). Most movie sagas that release three sequels or more, simply run out of gas and the movies seem to get worse with every sequel. For example, "Fast & Furious", "Twilight", "Harry Potter", "Star Wars", '"Scream", etc,. These films that go beyond a trilogy tend to be disappointing and anti-climactic, plus, there are always changes to the cast or a director. If the original movie is a huge commercial success, the studio will milk it for every penny possible. They've taken box office hits and released multiple sequels that seem to get redundant.

"Mission: Impossible" is one of the very few sagas that has actually maintained its momentum from the start, like "Indiana Jones", "The Terminator", and "Die Hard". In fact, this movie has gotten more intense and crazy with each sequel. The five movies are spread over 20 years, which is smart and allows for better quality sequels. I watched the original "Mission: Impossible" when I was young and it was so awesome at the time, and they have consistently added more action sequences, explosions, stunts, and CGI graphics, so the movies got even better as I got older. In fact, I think the 4th movie titled "Ghost Protocol", was possibly the best one yet.So, I'm glad to see the winning combination of Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, and Jeremy Renner back in action together for this next mission.

There has never been a repeated story line and all 5 movies are cohesive and make sense wen watched in order. Not to mention, there is always some new, fancy, spy gear featured in every movie. This trailer for "Mission: Impossible:- Rouge Nation" looks epic! I can't wait until the movie is released July 31, 2015.