Cereal Mascot Group Therapy Session

All of our favorite cereal brand's mascots in therapy / group counseling together. Have you ever watched a commercial for ANY of these cereals? The mascots are hooked on the cereal and will do anything for a fix. They are all addicts, just look at the "CoCo Puffs" bird or the "Trix" rabbit for gods sake! They all have addiction problems and they're all illiterate. That's why all cereal brands are misspelled, like: "Kix", Cap'n Crunch", "CoCo Puffs", "Froot Loops, "Rice Krispies", "Count Chocula" etc., The "Trix" Rabbit steals the kid's cereal, the kids chase the "Lucky Charms" leprechaun and steal his cereal and the "Cookie Krisps" mascot is a straight up burglar.